Flash of inspiration: it just struck me that Uzo Aduba (OINTB) would be wonderful as Nina Simone.

I know nothing about Rumer's life but reading that she was dating Jayson Blair made me wish that she was dating the plagarist Jayson Blair. Plagarist Jayson Blair dating a Rumer!

Honestly, how class was that of Katie Couric? I mean, she may as well have said, "Naw, but for real what do your genitals look like?"

I miss Wonderfalls.

Here is an actual FB post of mine from a few months ago—

DO you though? I mean...it sounds complicated. Do you think they had to sketch it out on blueprints beforehand?

Why is no one mentioning the fact that this person looks like a teenage, male version of Cameron Diaz??? Is he her long lost cousin or something?

/rant no one cares about

Beyonce is so brave

I'm personally thrilled that the Illuminati now seems to have a ton of black folks.

I'd assumed the greenfaced one was Mama Kris but I hadn't factored Rob into the equation: the non-red nipples should've been my first clue, so I'm now guessing the dark-brown shadowing around them is meant to be chest hair.

I just... wow. On one level I'm fascinated by this woman's story, and I want to know more. On the another level I'm livid that this one woman, who might actually have been white is the reason that so many black women today are presumed to be criminals who don't deserve help, when all they want to do is take care of…

Stay FUCK YOU!!!!, Tourette's.

Stay Plessy, Ferguson.

Stay Agassi, Andre.

Stay classy, warfare.

"Stay", Lisa Loeb

Stay Ashey, Arthur

Stay Selassie, Haile.

Stay Bassey, Shirley.