Because he SUCKS. He's a whiny diaper baby of the highest order. Though he did redeem himself a tiny bit with the phone call in that last episode. I was fully expecting him to cave and be all "Dad, I miss you!" So it was nice for him to be all "Just die, you asshole!"

I wonder what breakfast they'll serve in the finale.

Now I know why these kids so unremorsefully trashed this guys house. The guy's a kook! At first I was calling these kids the biggest brats in the world. After seeing this interview, my criticism of the kids has backed off a little.

"Polyp" always looks like someone didn't finish typing.

What does it say about the NFL today that the first thing anyone seeing this is going to think about are the letters "CTE."

Where da white women at?

Actually, I absolutely love the Tampax Pearl. The Radiant doesn't really do anything for me. The Always Radiant extra-thin pantiliners, however, are a gift from the heavens, and 100% worth the extra. (Bonus if you get them at Target with a coupon and a free-$5-gift-card promo.)

Tampax Pearl is fucking awesome. One box every three months means I don't bat an eyelash at them costing slightly more, because they're worth it.

I'm cool with her selling the tickets. Personally I think that was a really light punishment and it should have been worse, and I say that as someone who regularly ran off like a trollop to a guy's house to dry hump and make out.

This argument doesn't just end at people writing books. Her argument applies to so many in the NGO world, too. People talk about arrogant bankers and politicians, but jesus me, there are countless arrogant, patronizing, selfish, appropriating NGO do-gooders running around those parts, too. Rarely have I seen as much…

The wonderful part about being fired for racist remarks against black and spanish people is that there will always be a lineup of new people willing to employ you.

And I weep that you do not call this the Marley defense.

I know what you mean. A lot of celebrities do shit tons of drugs and it's never surprising when it comes out but I don't feel like all of them do. Like, Hugh Jackman probably isn't showing up to set high. I also feel this way about other celebs like Kerry Washington and Aaron Paul.

You are a super-cutie, Samuel Affleck, but you can wear all the Batman t-shirts God sends: I will never accept your father as The Dark Knight. Good day, adorable child.

Right? I love kids, they're awesome for a million reasons, but I hate when adults do this weird, "children are so wise" bullshit. They are not wise, they are human beings whose brains and bodies have not finished developing yet. A baby isn't even capable of feeling empathy. Talking babies would just make everyone…

Did this post get linked somewhere, like some Jaden Smith Scientology fan site? It just seems interesting that at least two people show up with no understanding of Jez and Dirt Bag and the tendency to take things too seriously with no sense of humor?

Good observation on your part: for all we know, this series of Jaden-tweets could be a cry for help.

Born on third base, wants credit for a triple.

No, not at all