I'm not a huge fan of cases, but I'd still probably end up doing this before my preferred method works: begging manufacturers to put kickstands in all phones and tablets.

How Deadspin ruined my day: Posted long-form article at 5PM, after an hour of doing nothing here at work. Now it's time to go home and COME ON, TIM. DEADLINES, BROTHER.

Says who? It's ok for JR to tell Nancy she's fat, but Nancy can't repeat those remarks to anyone else? Just because a remark is insulting and humiliating, doesn't mean it's private. There is no such thing as bully-victim confidentiality. JR has made a fortune being in the public eye. If she wants to damage her…

I'm sitting her wondering about many readers under the age of 25 are thinking "Julia who?"

THAT'S the plot of Deep Throat?!

Does it make it better that they're fishnet boots? $2,195 fishnet boots to be exact.

Orange is the New Black.

I thought it was funny how completely NOT pregnant her tummy looked in that dress, when just that morning we'd had the tabloids pointing at her bump for a change.

Who's Jennifer Aniston? A one-trick pony actress who is still benefiting from the emotional royalties of "Team Jen" circa Brad Pitt? She is seriously fit though. #good bad things about Jennifer Aniston Also, Chelsea Handler is a total mean girl. Not a fan.

I'm confused. Did you post the wrong video? This one was about being nudist and collecting chicken eggs.

At least Kelly paid for it, unlike a lot of the Egyptian artifacts that are in the British museum.

Why would it be racist to think he was Hispanic? Did you know that he is actually Mexican-American?

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!

I'm amazed they didn't invent some kind of medal to give him.

"Cooper... he's my dog"

Cooper acknowledged that because of the fine, he'd have to operate on a tight budget this year, but he "wouldn't become niggardly".

I never used the n-word, before. Except, for this one time that was caught on camera.

Later, at the Eagles practice facility: "I will apologize to every nigger here."

Was wrong and I will accept the consequences.

I'm glad CBS has handled this horrible mishap in the show. Instead of being reactionary, it had let it resolve itself. And the network was right to put the disclaimers that it did reflecting the fact that the racist behavior in the show is not its own. I have to say that what CBS did was not for ratings, even it…