I remember the chains and the spongebob stuff. I feel ya. In sixth grade, I had these shoes that looked kinda like these, with spongebob laces in them:

Ha! And I mis-read it as Ryan O'neal and I thought "yeah, I can see that".

Mia Farrow's tweet bothers me for some reason. It just feels like pandering.

Man, is Rae Dawn Chong bitter that the career they tried to give her in the 80's never materialized? Frankly, I'd be surprised if Oprah wasn't a diva but um, she kind of earned that shit the hard way, so I'm not mad. And seriously, internalized racism much?

You know what Rae Down Chong, go and take a seat few rows back. You just showed the entire world that you are bitter, angry and jealous of your fellow human being. Whatever empathy I might have spared your way got lost when you started attacking Oprah for her looks and calling her horrible names.

Gwyneth Paltrow closed her laptop and took a sip of her polar ice cap water, ethically sourced and double-filtered through activated charcoal. "Well played, Mr. West. Well played."

"We are (mostly) white people reappropriating a black campaign so that we can make this about ourselves."

You and Zimmerman are not alike. Unless you like to follow Black Teens around your neighborhood. No one is saying that your life if awesome. Since it's clear you just came here to complain about your shitty life experience, I'm gonna call the Wambulance for you. Wah Wah Wah.

Whether or not he's "white" isn't really the point. He's much lighter skinned than Trayvon therefore social mores dictate he has more worth. It's all about their skin tone in relation to each-other's. If it had been a European white man than had shot and killed Zimmerman we probably would have had the same outcome.…

Guys, guys, I don't know where to post this! I'm so excited. I just got home from eating dinner, and on my voicemail, I got a message from Wendy Davis, the woman herself! Yes!! It was a message to join a voice townhall meeting! And I missed it!

I know the Khloe paternity rumors are horrible & only vaguely & tangentially related, but I've always secretly enjoyed them because they strengthen the parallel I've drawn between her & Gertrudis from Like Water For Chocolate. Am I alone in this?

Cleveland, the city where we can't find 3 kidnapped girls but we can find 6 ounces of pot.

I feel like I need to learn to dance and am willing to put in the time to do it, but what if they don't play the EXACT song you learn the dance to in the club?

Well if we can't use those words for Elizabeth Hasselbeck then we might as well petition to have them stricken from the english language entirely because never was their use more appropriate.

Goddamn. Not only will they not bother to cast a Native American to play a Native American in a film.

JON SNOW TRIED TO BURN DOWN HIS KID'S MOTHER'S HOUSE?!?!?!

You think that's cute now, but wait 40 years til he has a stroke and we're all feeling sorry for him during the New Years Eve countdown.

I just... I cannot bring myself to call him that. That Snoop Lion name. No.

John Wilkes Booth just took the fall for Hernandez — Hernandez was apparently unhappy that Abe talked to the wrong group of people at the theater.

I know Jez needed a stock photo, but you should really be careful with shots like these. You inadvertently imply that THESE people in the photo are the accused.