Edgy music from my youth is now played on the Classic Rock station. Enough said.

This guys puts the “Oi!” in Roids

Whining and prima donna shit in the NBA would be minimal if people actually got socked in the face every now and then. Adam Silver has eliminated physical accountability

The long-winded dialogue was terrible and clearly written by a non-Southerner.

NapQueen never saw True Romance.

3 Billboards is proof that English snobs have no business trying to write Southern dialogue. And Lady Bird just wasn’t that good. I wanted it to be Juno but it was more boring. Get Out was good not great but because it’s about white people being terrible it will probably get Best Picture because #OscarsSoInsecure

Inclusion through exclusion. Why did Trump win again?

“Appropriation” is the battle cry of the petty for whom life has no two way streets. Race as artistic credential is an intellectual low point. Take it as flattery, there’s plenty of valid racism to get worked up about lil bitches.

Harden is proof positive the NBA is the softest of leagues. The fact he can do that without getting socked says it all. The Clippers deserve each other.

Lady Bird gave me all the Sacramento I’ll ever need. I hope Gerwig isn’t confusing Lady Bird’s success with an actual appetite for more Sacramento.

And if Hillary benefited from Russian collusion these same wingnuts would be marching in the streets with AR-15s demanding she hang for treason immediately.

Pro Tip: nobody wants any sexual insights from professional gamers, ever. Don’t kid yourselves.

Agreed. Nuance is the only hope for any political progress.

This GIF is a metaphor for every Subaru in Seattle. Driving is SO HARD.

Draft dodgers don’t get the benefit of revisionist crisis heroics #BoneSpurs

Bezos detests investing in infrastructure too. Seattle’s traffic rots all around his empire and he fights impact fees tooth and nail. Seattle lets him get away with it because they are huge pussies.

Paul Ryan is the reason WI is a joke to me. How can a supposedly decent state produce such swill?

I really hope Mueller trains the Treason Cannon on Nunes for obstruction of justice. Nunes has replaced Paul Ryan as the most crooked GOP figure, aside from the President.

President Trump responded by praising the Russian fan’s enthusiasm while bashing Obama for not having done more to avert this 3 years ago.

Bags of plastic dog shit litter all of the popular hiking trails near Seattle. It’s the opposite of nature loving.