Many urban dogs spend their whole miserable existence indoors waiting for a 3 minute poop walk in the evening.

Oblivious dog people and entitled bike jerks account for like 75% of their respective populations

Nobody is more entitled and oblivious than dog guy. Assuming everyone thinks Mr. Puggles is cute is the height of narcissism.

Legalise Luudes! As your next president I will. I’ve heard nothing but great Qualuudes stories.

Nothing will change until there’s a mass shooting in Congress or at the Koch Brothers board meeting. Actually the first sort of happened (senate softball game) but no important GOP died.

Any discussion of income is disingenuous. The real wealth is untaxed, living trusts. Workers need to be left alone

Until the left gets violent nothing will change. The rich don’t fear memes.

Ike Turner was dismissive of human decency too. Nobody has come close to the Beatles in terms of influence or hit volume for a reason, they were unmatched. Simplicity, catchyness and originality aren’t easily replicated.

How does Tanehisi Coates feel about James Baldwin fucking rich, white boys?

Agreed. If technical prowess is the end all be all then some nerd at Guittar Center is the greatest musician of all time by Jone’s standards. Or Phish. Writing catchy, simple songs is almost impossible and the Beatles weren’t just simple song writers.

George Harrison was the man and the Beatles had insane song writing talent. Hits don’t write themselves and if musicianship is everything then I guess Phish is God.

Bob Costas will feature this story in a 78 minute documentary prior to Davis’ first race. Nobody beats human interests stories to death like Olympics network coverage.

Dems need to simplify and toughen their talking points into easily memorable sound bites. Long-winded lectures get forgotten. Nicknames and oversimplifications brand well.

The French revolution got it right. Until everyone agrees that the elites want to maintain the status quo- nothing changes. The left needs to get physical.

She looks like a bag of Skittles had a bad acid trip.

You just outed yourself as an oblivious dog person. I bet your dog’s barking right now and annoying your neighbors.

What percent of service animals are valid (10%?) versus the fake “service dog sweaters” I can buy on Amazon for $8 cause I’m entitled and isn’t little FooFoo adorbs?

In Seattle lots of people bring dogs into grocery stores and restaurants because A. they are selfish and B. anyone can buy a “service dog” vest on Amazon for $8.

If you need a dog emotionally to fly on a plane you are a selfish baby. You don’t need a dog, you need a spine and maybe a fucking xanax.

I have a Rae Carruth jersey I’d love to sell you.