Maybe premier athletes will start thinking twice before signing contracts with right wing-owned teams?

Kenyon Martin is the worst. Weird that you guys ignored the funniest story in sports this week.

Is Judge even a human? He looks like a cyborg. On roids.

Fetanyl man, get with the times.

Is Burneko going to show up and insist that Cam carried himself with poise and dignity like he did after Cam’s last media meltdown? I hope so.

I’m guessing every marquee athlete that has attended the University of Nike Oregon since they became relevant probably falls under the banner of shady incentives. Just a hunch.

But I thought right wingers were too good for government jobs? Gotta love the cognitive dissonance.

You’ve never read the Root have you? Villifying white people who don’t say the exact perfect thing according to their narrative of the moment is their bread and butter. It’s almost like they relish it.

Except you can be professionally ruined for saying the wrong thing and there’s a lot of people at the Root who are eager to criticize anything and everything regardless of good intent.

No shit, the Root would call him a front runner trying to make himself look good. This publication has a consistency issue with editorial credibility.

Instead of showing the dated Citrix office plex and the lonely software developer drinking at the Hyatt regency across the street.

Trump used the ESPN app to inform his inaugural crowd size opinion.

The world needs to remember this when trying to add Denver to the list of hip cities that is on par with the coasts. Everything east of Denver is basically Oklahoma in spirit.

Men who take their facial hair really seriously are second only to bike commuters in terms of coastal snobbery.

If you think hordes of depressed developers driving the middle class out of your city is a good thing then you will be happy. If you profit off development it will be a good deal, but for everyone else, your city’s soul will be sucked dry and cost of living will be in the stratosphere.

“soft, underperforming tattooed millionaires,”

If it’s good enough for Radiohead its good enough for 19 year old kids halfheartedly jogging around on defense. Sodo sucks worse than Lower QA as a neighborhood- and traffic is a nightmare regardless.

Actually there aren’t that many “freak” athletes on the team. Relative to other US professional sports Altidore is the only one that actually looks like an athlete- in that he’s big and strong.

It helps that unlike a lot of other cities Seattle has better things to do than beg the NBA to sleepwalk through a regular season.

Amazon is pure evil and will be running the world in about 2 years. They don’t need free marketing.