The most unbelievable part of the movie was that only one contestant at a beauty pageant in West Virginia would be singing Country Roads.

Valid concern. I just traded in my Mazda on an almost 10 year old Audi A4. Even though it’s the least I’ve ever paid for a car, everyone thinks I have money. My landlords even joked that they should charge me more!

They named the park after Harriet Tubman, who is...lemme check...yes, a historical figure of renown and importance.

Seems rock solid and like it will work flawlessly well after the factory warranty is up.

What’s even the point now? Is nothing sacred?

You’re missing how actresses are seen as a commodity. There’s always another pretty face waiting in the wings, plenty to choose from. Get a pretty girl, pay her crap to be in a movie, when she demands more money for the next film, make her take less or just cast a different pretty girl. Whereas men can act forever,…

Can’t wait for the inevitable NP/CP for a low miles 2011 458 Italia on Craigslist listed for $14,995.

I personally have Soylent for 2 meals a day these days. And I love it. It’s just...easy.

That was not what I got out of the painting at all! It looked like Trump had desecrated an American flag, finishing by wiping his snotty hanky all over it, and players just out of frame were most likely kneeling in protest of what he did, while thousands of Americans in the stands booed the actions of the president,…

If that opening line doesn’t win a Pulitzer, there is no justice in this world.

THIS! Peas in mac and cheese is sacrilege. The name IS the recipe! Peas in a casserole is fine. Pasta + sauce + veggie + protein = casserole.

I just bought a 2010 A4 Avant, and can confirm that it’s pretty nice. Even the base trim with literally no options.

BE WARNED! Below is a picture of a vicious snake.

One trained person with a 9mm has a hell of a lot better of a chance than an unarmed teen.

Waze is my favorite by far, but it has one major flaw for me. I drive a lot between Virginia and Connecticut, and Waze can’t give me directions! Literally either times out or tells me that it can’t find a route. In fact, I can’t get directions until I’m over 75% of the way into my trip most of the time. So I use…

So what you’re saying is that Elizabeth Swaney would have finished ahead of him.

Was Get Out set in Baltimore?

So the shirtless Tongan, who also sucks at skiing, gets positive press while Swaney, who, let’s face it, is exploiting the same sort of loopholes, gets this treatment? And then I see comments about how she’s just there to bang other athletes? I’m sensing some sort of Jezebel crossover article in the making. 

Report back when you do!

Drive to that KK sometime when the Hot Now sign is on and get one straight off the line. Your mind may change.