This car has aged much better than Tawney Kitaen.

Steelers fans like him again now

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

I don’t think you are being pedantic. It is incorrect to suggest (as the author does) that bond prices are going up because yields are going down. That’s not how it works. In fact it’s the opposite of how it works. Your explanation is spot on.

Is it common for bonds to be sold below par?

The closer you get to redemption, the bigger the boost that would be. Holding that 1000 dollar bond a year from redemption, getting $50 back, then $100 b/c you paid $900 for it would be a very high rate of return.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

Isn’t an “Edison style” bulb, by definition, supposed to be made of stolen ideas?

Racing for plots of land on Mars.

Not a prob. Just take the Gremlim and rear end the Pinto.

THIS! I was more than a year into my new job when I discovered I could do this - it has changed my outlook completely - I am about 7 years away from retirement and this allows me to add about $25,000 per year to the tax-free side of my nest-egg which my previous job did not do.

Glad to. This is a list of the regions of the United States of America. Hope this helps.

Good idea! Do you have a spray paint you can recommend for the hammered metal look?

That emoji of the smiling Hershey’s Kiss seems like it would have been a shoo-in.

Your dad is cooler than you. 

The worst part of this experience is that there’s now incontrovertible video proof that he attended an O’s game.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

When we eat fast food, isn’t it always a DGAF meal?

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

It better be.  Guy has already shown he’s willing to hold out.