You’ve obviously never been to a Krispy Kreme. They give you those donuts hot and fresh right off the line, son! Ain’t nothing frozen about that.

I think technically the National Guard is the country’s militia. The Army is professionals, while the National Guard is civilians.

But what about something like Foucault’s Pendulum? That book meanders all over the place and someone could easily lose interest with all of these seemingly random side streets the story takes, but then the end ties it all together and makes it all worth it (at least for me).

You mean the hyperlink on the words “a series of graphic and demeaning text messages?” Is the sentence itself not enough of a warning?

You do realize that’s not true, right? Traction and acceleration are literally the benefit potential of AWD in bad weather. I know what you’re getting at, that snow tires are more important, and it won’t help with stopping or steering, but that’s not to say that AWD doesn’t do anything.

Dude. I hit that storm in Pennsylvania driving up from Virginia to Connecticut in my Mazdaspeed 3. Even being ridiculously careful, I spun the car on the highway and kissed the guardrail, ending up facing the wrong way on an exit ramp. That was maybe 1/3 into the trip. The easy third. I don’t know that I was ever…

Seems like she threw away her shot.

I’m usually trying to keep rocks off of my paint job. Stupid rich people

We’ve got to be near the end of this whole being-able-to-just-scream-fake-news thing. I mean, I get how when the supreme cheeto started yelling it, the base could be/act outraged. But when everybody, including this chump, starts calling everything fake news, I feel like the end of its effectiveness is near.

I teach college, but I have a rule regarding phones in my classroom: you’re welcome to be on it, but if anyone sees it, you have to bring donuts for the entire class the next time we meet. The students tend to police each other and LOVE catching a classmate on the phone. I’ll be getting donuts on Monday, actually.

But banana peels are already edible. We just don’t do it.

Idea.

I was skeptical until your last point.

“You’d think that at $6 a pop every customer would be buying 4 or 5 a day.”

Carman was the best! So delightfully melodramatic and over the top. His concerts were totally free (though they did stop everything to send around buckets for an offering), and they had all the lights and sounds and dancers of a Vanilla Ice concert. I don’t think he sang a note in his life, just sort of talked through…

I was an extra in Prison Song! That was a really...interesting experience.

Hispanic is a reference to language (Spanish and its derivatives), whereas Latinx/o/a is a reference to geography (Latin America).

As the formerly close family member of someone behind bars for child rape and child porn, I can unequivocally say that it is entirely possible. The only exception would be if one or more of the gymnasts complained to him about Nassar. But when you’re doing something that dark, you keep it hidden, even from your…

So that’s the last night that Ryan’s Daughter was open. After 14 years, it closed it’s doors. So I guess he was bidding it a fond farewell. Not a bad way to go out.

Doug Jones? Like, our Doug Jones? Voted with the Republicans?