I absolutely abhor Red Lobster. It is to seafood what Olive Garden is to Italian food. What Ruby Tuesday is to food in general. I absolutely cannot stand Red Lobster.

I liked JCVJ, but I never actually “got” it. Still, a little sad to hear that it was axed.

Taylor Dayne! So freaking funny.

Never been a server before, but this annoys me too! My inlaws (bless their hearts) do this, especially at nice restaurants, and I feel like a bit of a dick just leaving my empty plate in front of me instead of adding it to the pile. But I just can’t.

Hearing him talk about the US as a country makes me almost proud to be an American for a change.

You and I could be friends, as I like the orange ones best, but we’d need a third for the yellow ones. But then again, why would we ever hang out with anyone who likes yellow starburst?

Can someone make a running list of shows that we can’t watch now? I’ll start us off:

So how would that be scored for fantasy? Would he get points for tossing the TD as well as receiving it?

Alley-oop? More like alley-whoop. Am I right?

Let’s be honest. They just tell Trump that its the nuclear button. It’s actually this:

I realized recently that I rarely look at my gauges anymore, even the speedo. I have Waze on most of the time I’m driving, and I tend to monitor my speed by glancing at the app (which is more useful because it also simultaneously tells me when I’m over the speed limit, which is actually the more useful info). Tach I…

That’s nothing. I’ve heard of a car that can start in 1985 and end up in 1955.

The Ravens are likely going to end up the 5 seed, not the 6.

My wife is so glad I read this article.

I built and tuned my Mazdaspeed3 to right around 300 whp. You’re right. It was perfect.

This guarantees that he will, of course, have 5 sacks against Pittsburgh in the playoffs, including a strip sack that he returns for the game winning TD.

Where do you think the other 100 words went?

My litmus test for a place being in the sticks is whether it has a Chipotle or not. More often than not if it doesn’t, then it’s most likely the sticks.  

Yeah. Politico did a series of stories on my hometown and it’s support of Trump.

As someone who has lived in both West Virginia and western Pa, I can confirm that they are both indeed really in the sticks.