Anyone living better than me is rich, anyone less is poor.

Applaud people that beat cyclists? Jesus.

Uhh.. Apple Carplay and Android Auto are basically giving you what you want — using your phone for entertainment, nav, phone, etc. But displayed and controlled via the touchscreen in your dash.

It’s really the other way around. If I’m giving somebody money, they need to impress ME, not the other way around.

That’s the entire appeal of Jalopniks!

As some one who as lost his license for 6 months and lives out of a major urban center with no public transportation, you survive. You learn how to work around it, others will just go back to driving and get caught again. I decided to take my punishment and make it work so I could get it back with no trouble. I…

Nothing that you buy that matches your car is even half as bad as the branded thing that somebody buys that doesn’t match their car. I’ve only seen one person wearing Ferrari gear who actually owned a Ferrari, and he was super douchey, but not half as much as the person wearing Ferrari gear who didn’t.

For when you want a performance vehicle, but don’t actually want it to perform well at anything.

His Jeep would be the before picture in the barn find portion of Forza.

I’ve started a letter writing campaign to the White House appealing to Trump’s vanity. The key is to just keep mentioning how the BBC is kicking our ass and making America look weak. Use buzzwords like Make PBS Great again. Remind him that PBS has dogshit rating compared to the BBC and he can re-establish American…

So you are in Italy to drive a McLaren? Are they trolling Ferrari? I hope they are trolling Ferrari.

Your list is missing all Kia’s

Sienna AWD, you don’t know what fun is until you go sideways in a 300HP minivan.

So oil goes up by 10$ and all automakers should make short term decisions based on that back to small efficient cars?

Given the new pace of development, implying Star Wars isn’t also mainstream, ground-up meat (cost is debatable for both) isn’t really that accurate.

“Do whatever you want, man” is an incredible response.

I want a Deckard Shaw spinoff. Jason Statham is at the top of his game in F8 and the baby rescue mission is the most entertaining action scene I’ve ever seen him in since The Transporter. Also can you imagine the hilarity of Statham taking orders from Dame Helen Mirren as his mom? It’s a great idea that would expand…

Look I consider myself pretty decent with money and I’ll play the lotto here and there. Do I play every day? No. Not even every week. But the 2-3 times a year when it’s like 300 million plus...sure I’ll get a ticket. I call it a dollar to daydream. I know I’m not going to win, but on the ride home from the convenience…

Just buy a damn Golf R man.

...the ugliest MR2 that Toyota ever produced.