That sounds exactly like something Shawn would do.

I'm black.

What the actual fuck.

Wow...people are so angry about this.

It never crossed your mind because you're straight. It would be a burning issue if you were a gay person with a family contemplating a move to Texas.

But if you think about it and care about it that makes you and ally. Gay or straight :)

My friend's two year old did something similar when I babysat her recently. She was playing on the floor and all of a sudden crawled up on the couch next to me. She put her head on my shoulder and the next thing I knew she was asleep.

WOULD WATCH.

Thank you!! I'm pretty proud of it actually hahaha. And thanks for the idea! This would make an awesome Halloween costume. Period dress with three dragons...I'm formulating a plan!

Billy Graham Crackers.

It is too early for this you guys!!! I'm still in bed!!

Yes!
It always baffles me what people are annoyed they can't find. Because we get comments like this:
"I am taken aback that you carry something as generic as Tropicana." (which actually meets all of WF's standards)
But then also get customers who are irate that we don't sell cigarettes...

"Please, Miss, it is alright, we have your money here, in this computer,"
Hahahaha!! I just imagine you saying this with the patience of a saint.

Honestly, let it go people. It's a typo. I'm typing on an iPhone and I didn't see the mistake until it was too late. I'm a literate human who knows the difference between those two words. I understand the internet is where the Grammar Nazi's live, but one person was downright rude about the mistake and this is…

Look ma'am I'm sorry we don't sell them, there is no need for you harass me on the internet.

I had the pleasure if working at a variable factory for these kinds if stories. One of my favorites:

Before I even scrolled down I thought, "If Kristen Stewart isn't here this whole list is invalid."

I don't know what FWB means in this context, so my brain decided it was "Future Wife, Beyoncé."

BABY LEO
I WAS 14
STILL HAVE MY TICKET STUBS

...I would like to have a conversation with her about how cute she is. Because she's adorable and yea....girl crushing right now.