Hey that’s not the only perk. You get to see what an epicenter of something looks like. Seriously the fact they are open is insane 

I prefer this version of the ad...

Where are all the comments? I thought for sure I’d get a chuckle before bed. Is everyone too busy learning German?

THEY WERE ROOMMATES and OOVOO JAVER were robbed!

I scrolled and scrolled for “I wanna be famous”

It’s missing “I Coulda Dropped My Croissant,” but I agree.

I feel like you’re LeBron James deigning to comment on a Deadspin post about pickup basketball at the Y. 

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

I skimmed that headline too quickly and saw “Donald Glover” and “sexual harassment” and was so sad for a hot sec.

“thick stomach indicative of substance abuse”

Don’t forget ‘beating the shit out of rich, white girls for 20 years’, and ‘not knowing her place’ in your flowchart

That’s what I clicked for. I want my click back.

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

I would send him pics of clots every month for the rest of his life.

This was a stunning clip.
I don’t know how I’m going to make it to 2020.

There are 3 Chrises.

THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF THE ONLY SANE PEOPLE HERE

I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find the correct take.

Agreed. Team Hemsworth for always!

That's true but no nation in the history of mankind enslaved people on a scale like the African slave trade. Most slaves were war captives or people that willingly sold themselves into slavery. It was usually just a small nation sacking a village and pillaging them in one raid. The African slave trade was hundreds…