Why do I read the internet before bed?

I'm calling bullshit on this right here.

This is frustrating because Beyonce is married. Literally everyone knows that. She's having the sex with her HUSBAND. She cant win...

I don't understand what these words mean.

ALL THE JOAN GIFS!

........what?
She just, you know...routinely saves the world and also makes sure the place isn't overrun by vampires.
I, for one, am grateful to Buffy and appreciate her sacrifice.

Taylor Swift is having more fun than all of us.
Every time I see her dancing at an awards show I'm like, "Hell yea, girl! Haters to the LEFT."
It's like she's determined to have a good time and fucking ENJOY her youth. I love that about her.

I hate myself for knowing this. I hate myself for writing this, but....the Biebz writes a lot if his own music. When he was discovered (on YouTube) he'd been doing covers but also his own songs. He has primary writing credit on his My World album and ect. He also plays more instruments than he should.....

Seriously. That's one of the things I love about Swifty. She's 300 feet tall naturally, wears heals and doesn't give a fuck.
Her recent Grammy dress and her VMA dress (!!) were case studies in tall girl realness.

Are you serious?

GIRL. CRUSH.
Sorry. Had to get that out.

That Roger Sterling gif is how all my dreams start.

I would normally yell "NERD!" But what do you yell when someone is NOT a nerd?!?!

.......this is pornography.

"...and are not overtly racist."
Overtly-
adverb
1. openly; publicly.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!

Wanker.

This took me a second.

THIS. I have a really hard time mustering up sympathy for people in this situation. I understand that the adoption process is long and sometimes expensive but you've got the money in the time, Tom. I could see trying it once, but once a couple does IVF more than twice at that point it's just narcissism.
I have really…

I live in Connecticut and it's pictures like this and moments like this make it okay to live here on days like today.
It's terrible and cold and dangerous but it's beautiful.