Yes, hi, I’m here.

2013 Oppo called. We want our memes back.

Sounds like you need to step your game up: https://www.instagram.com/reigntastic

Yes.

This is the correct answer.

A typical day in the life of an Alfa Romeo owner

East of sawgrass Ford and near the plaza with the Starbucks. I always stop at that Starbucks when I’m in the area.

Is this on Sunrise Blvd east of Sawgrass expressway? It looks extremely familiar.

As an Alfista, I would go to jail for importing one of these in a heartbeat. A 2011 Alfa Romeo 159 TI Sportwagon 3.2 JTS V6 Q4.

Since it doesn't really work, you can buy it to sit inside and listen to some Carly Simon while you sip a vodka martini (shaken, not stirred).

"Yes, I'm referring to you, guy who puts an "M" badge on your wife's X3, even though it has the same power-to-weight ratio as a vending machine."