i wouldnt mind injectables but this is definitely progress

He’s the “O.I.”?

Is that how he defeated Queen Bavmorda?

by the way

If Brian Dennehy did mow down a bunch of foreigners with a machine gun, I bet he’d only remember about 25% of their names and still be charming as all hell while describing it.

To pee with. 

Some people complain in the hopes that the AVclub will stop beating us over the head with it’s humorless, pearl-clutching rhetoric and write about entertainment.

Every AV Club news article these days has the tone of a humorless person attempting sarcasm. 

ElDan can’t draw, it’s so gloomy in that dungeon.

Fletch was more than just decent. It was way ahead of its time. A lot of classic comedies fall flat 30 years after they come out. Fletch’s one liners are still hilarious.

His show should be called “The Captain”, and it should be about Jean Luc Picard enjoying his retirement from Starfleet, and touring the galaxy, but everywhere he goes, someone gets murdered, or something gets stolen, so he has to solve the crime Father Brown/Jessica Fleture style by drawing on his experiences as a…

“Save Danvers!!”

I appreciate the dualness of this comment. It can make everyone happy.

Edgar Winter is coming.

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

To that point, he says he’s “happy the #MeToo movement has slowed down a little bit...

How does that explain Jonas Jr? All the flashback-dreams to the womb in season 1?

The previous Prudence prided herself on rejecting prank submissions and giving good advice formed by the wisdom of experience. The new one, fittingly for the Slate of today, doesn’t care about such things as long as people still click.

You’re awesome!

I was at the gym on January 2nd of this year. There were many heavy people on the sacred cardio machines, doing their things. There were a handful of already fit-looking people hovering around that area waiting for machines, getting huffy. (I was in the adjacent weight area for the first time, my…