I guess a lot of us are spending the weekend sad about how the AV Club we loved is wiped and gone. Kinja is hell, and you lied to us about how extreme the changes would be.

I think the problem people have with Fieri stems from both our embarrassment at the fashion trends of the 90s and America’s anxiety over how the rest of the world perceives us as uncultured, unrefined slobs. Even though one can pull back and examine the reasoning behind it, it is somewhat irrational. If I saw someone…

What do you really want Jedis wearing amazing Technicolor dream coats.

Trump enjoyed the Russian stream.

Pfft, she didn’t have that harrowing of a journey. Trying to get my Disqus account linked to Kinja, now that’s harrowing. Frankly, my ordeal makes what she went through seem like a trip to the cupcake factory.*




*This is possibly a slight overstatement.

This takes me back to the earliest print days of the Onion A.V. Club, when they used to have 3-4 articles per issue on Debbie Gibson, and oftentimes several supplemental pamphlets in between regular issues detailing her artistic progression.

Really? We’re going to this again O’Neal? She is not a genius nor will her work matter in 10 years, let alone 50 years. Just stop it with the Millennial navel gazing thinkpieces about a less talented Mandy Moore.

i love kanye so much and will defend him to the death. his critics are so lazy.

Stop trying to make Taylor Swift a thing. She lacks that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

She stole the whole “psychotically talking to yourself while having long blonde hair thing” from Megadeth’s Sweating Bullets.

I asked you to quit reminding me, dad!

I listen to this while taking a shit

But no one will listen to Gilly’s proof of this because her comment is still pending, er, um, she’s in the greys, sorry, um .... because Sam took the wrong books.

Ultimately, it will require some Bransplaining to have people pay attention to the message.

I think the consensus is that he got them from Hardhome Depot

Pssst. Hey, Shkreli. Know what would really piss people off? Buy the AVClub and get rid of Kinja. Journalists hate that one weird trick.