They make kava candy now, perfect to take the edge off when you’re flying

It’s Master System not Master Drive you dumb babies. And the million dollar question is if it emulates the YM2413 for sms and mk.III games like for the original Phantasy Star

Ian Anderson was born in the wrong universe.

Duckie is the original incel.

You guessed it folks, Frank Stallone!

I used to wrap them both around a pickle.

Tackling a Rancor? That’s pretty badass. I didn’t even know Trump had one of those. 

Aw man, did they have to make Carl Yazstremski a girl too???

Irreparable spine damage from whipping her hair back and forth so much. 

Finally saw Solo. It wasn’t great, but I will say those two alien soul singers in the yacht or whatever should be the breakout hit stars of the new Star Wars movies! Kids should be dressing like them for Halloween and carrying lunchboxes with their pictures on it to school. The 30 seconds they were on screen were more…

I saw him at an airport once. He’s very short and he has a very hot wife. 

“I have a dream that one day, film critics will be judged not by the content of their character, but by the color of their skin” - Bizarro MLK

She doesn’t look half bad for a 50 year old

Oxtails are way too expensive now. I’ve resorted to using knuckle bones for my pho broth and it’s not nearly as good.

I tried to watch an entire episode once. I gave up whefn I came to a sketch about a pedophile being hired as a babysitter.

I still sing Moon River any time someone sticks his hand up my ass. 

If your looking for something fun to do with one hand, I have some good news for you...

I’d like to see him solving mysteries with the help of his talking pet cat, who is actually Q.

The remake of the original for the X68000 might be my favorite of the “traditional” Castlevanias

Has Prince Ruprecht immolated himself yet?