I spent 1997 in an all-male military boarding school. I was too busy trying to avoid getting beaten up or raped to pay much attention to pop culture but it doesn't look like I missed much.

What's your position on putting hamsters in microwaves ?

What the article didn't mention is that they found the crocodile fossil up a caveman fossil's ass

I thought this was going to be about Lemmiwinks

(Don't make a PMS joke… don't make a PMS joke… don't make a PMS joke…)

This world can't end soon enough

Yeah, but nobody deserves to die like that. Not like that…

I think the gifs are of animals being executed in a slipshod manner.Although you wouldn't really say you were "executing" an animal when you kill it, would you? I guess if it had committed some crime against the state or something.

I read that as badly executed animal gifs.

Was the title of this article written by porky pig ?

Have fun lugging gallons of alcohol around with you while fleeing hordes of zombie mutant communists or whatever.

Shit may be real but I don't think it will ever be acceptable as a currency since every one can mint their own.

I've heard of goatse before, many many many times, but I never visited it

Do you think oxtail is worth the extra money over knuckles?

Mine only lasted two days before we ate it all, but it did seem to be getting better and better. I think I'll make a double batch this weekend. I might experiment with using oxtail rather than knuckles.

I made pho with cow knuckles and all the appropriate herbs and spices and simmered it for 5 hours. It came out really good but it took until the next day for the flavors to really meld and taste correct. It wasn't the best pho I ever had but it was better than what you get at most restaurants. I'm going to make it…

Have you ever seen that webpage where you choose the yield of the bomb and it shows you the blast radius on a map? I think the ones North Korea has will only vaporize a block or two, so the rest of us will have to die of radiation poisoning.

That stuff always made me feel terrible the next day

I am not being serious. In that 11 questions with Dan Savage he said he used exercise and pot to keep from getting depressed. I was trying to make a joke, I guess I failed.

Did you ever try kava? That worked for me for awhile, but eventually I had to go with prescribed medication