So you'd say something like "I'm going to barbeque some hamburgers?"

No cape? I'm boycotting this movie if Lando doesn't wear a cape

This doesn't apply to bald British men for some reason.

It's funny how one day the part of your brain that cares about what other people think just switches off like a light bulb. From your preteen years on it's super important what other people think of you, but then you wake up one day and it doesn't matter at all anymore.

Did she hold up the same amount of fingers when she said her age? That's a good sign too.

I heard in this movie they're going to fight the evil villain Unnecessary Sequel Man!

Maybe they were worried her bony ass would puncture a hole in the seat

They should repurpose the "don't put marbles up you nose" song from Home Movies

I like the big battle at the end. The rest just felt like an excuse for some actors to play Star Wars dress up.

If any of them did that giant ASCII middle finger thing, it was probably me

When you play the game of Metros, you either get where you're going 2 hours late or you die

Wasn't he a WWF wrestler in the 90's?

Nobody's yet popped the cassette into a real Speccy to see if it works?

Sable Wulf for the GBA was ok

People are not nostalgic for Crash fucking Bandicoot and there's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise.

She's like one of those skeletons from Castlevania. She'll just get back up after a few seconds.

Hmm… they're small, yellow, and speak gibberish. Nope, I got nothin'!

The impression I got from the Bible is that God has a plan for Important People but the rest of us can live or die for all He cares. We don't seem to be on His radar unless it's to further some purpose.

Jesus didn't want to turn water into wine at that marriage dinner until Mary said "DO IT!" and then he did. Seems pretty logically consistent to me.

If they had successfully used vodka as rocket fuel this all would have turned out differently.