Chelsea looks like a brothel madame.

If I was making a list of Kardashians to fuck I'd put this guy pretty close to the bottom.

Sophie's Choice 2017: you're presented with Richard Spenser and this guy and you're only allowed to punch one of them in the face.

This is the perfect GJI.

It's about time the name Lesbianus makes a come back!

I'm getting a little sick and tired of AVClub's consistent anti getting-drunk-and-blowing-shit-up bias.

Fuck you

I finally saw Thor 2. It might be the worst of the MCU, or at least the least ambitious, but it's still a fun action movie.

Anyone who has gone drinking with Mongolian girls will have no problem believing they could raze a city or a whole civilization for that matter.

John Westley Hardon was a friend to the poor

I thought we all hired people to read AV Club comments to us. Don't tell me you're still reading them yourself like a filthy peasant…

My only memory of going to Disneyworld is standing in lines and baking under the sun. I must have had a heat stroke that erased the memories of the fun parts.

What about those who keep kosher?

My most recent sobriety discovery is that I've regained my ability to tan. While I was drinking heavily I'd burn easily and go back to lily white after healing.

I wonder why they haven't done a Cosby Show revival yet Everybody loved that show!

During the 90's I predicted no one would be nostalgic for this boring stupid decade because we were all too busy being nostalgic for the 70's. How wrong I was..

I think it was "Beyond Paleo Ketchup" Ingredients: Tomatoes, Pure Raw Honey, Filtered Apple Cider Vinegar, Sea Salt, Onion, Paprika, Bay Leaves.

Totally possible. All I recall is the label said paleo or caveman or something like that and it tasted very good.

The only ketchup I've actually liked as an adult was some sort of paleo caveman ketchup. I can't remember the brand. It was a bit thinner than Heinz but much more flavorful and less sweet.

I've never read the books but I've seen on the movies. I have no idea what's so special about them or they take themselves so seriously. This is probably how old people felt about Star Wars came out.