These are lawyers so ethics doesn't really enter the picture.

Does this mean there's also a sequel in the works for its xxx parody "A Dong's Purpose"?

I'm about 2/3rds a year sober now. The major change I've noticed is that people STINK to high heaven even after just a few drinks. If they get wasted then they even stink into the next day.

When mine was in diapers we referred to them as "business meetings". When we'd change her we'd admire how many of people she fired that day.

Hey, Fuck Fuck Fuck Train put on a great live show.

I think it's the Pleasure Principal

Hmm, I had assumed he spoke in a King Diamond-esque falsetto.

The world's waiting for a real sequel to Yars Revenge

Good point… it could be a Mac Color Classic.

I like Smiley Smile. It's silly and weird.

And only in Germanic languages as far as I know. In most other languages it's called Pasha or something like that.

Is that a Mac SE in the background or a Mac Classic?

I happen to like all of those types of articles and usually the food ones too. I just don't see what's so special or "Wisconsin" about people grilling sausages and serving them slightly different ways. Thanks for jumping down my throat, though!

Cheetara

What kind of republican isn't strapped when he plays baseball?

So people in Wisconsin like to grill brats, and some of them use different condiments and bread rolls. This is a big deal and merits an article.

We're going to put him in the ground? I thought the plan was to leave him out and let the buzzards feast on his carcass.

Whither Dawes?

Mora knives are great. The only outdoor knife you need and most of them cost less than $20. The Scandinavian grind edge does chip a bit easier if you aren't careful, but it's easy to sharpen those out.

Wait… is this Donald Trump guy real?? I thought he was just some meme you smartasses made up.