Like any vacation it's never long enough amirite?

I didn’t realize one needed to be married to have sex with their partner any particular number of times a day. Those two things seem irrelevant to one another, except for your need to brag about how much sex you have (and apparently how little you think Tam Tams does).

Honestly, I wish I just would’ve said ‘I love you, but I’m not ready for it.’ But there is no way to soften that blow for her much more than that. Sucks no matter what, and you’re right, having witnesses there did not help one bit.

Maybe you would’ve had an easier time in the comments section if you had emphasized loving couples rather than married ones. I think this is the dumbest debate of all time. Personally, I wouldn’t ban people from having sex in my house. But I don’t think everyone who feels uncomfortable with their friends boning in…

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

Omg! This is me!!! Thanks so much for spelling my name correctly.

Yep! I agree! He’s always kind of given me the vibe of being the kind of guy who just wants power. Like, he’s a democrat because he happened to be in a blue city in a blue state. If he had happened to be out in Nebraska somewhere, he’d be a republican. Whatever it takes to get into office.

Don’t trust him! He totally exploited that serial killer preying on the homeless to appear compassionate in his quest for the statehouse! Also, he cut funding to the schools! Randy had to live in that group home and Dookie ended up addicted to drugs!

When I was in high school in the 70’s, I was a cross between straight A student nerd and also budding bad girl, so I used to ditch school, then have a middle aged guy (who was a patron of the donut shop I worked at) call in for me the next day, say he was my Dad, and get me excused.

Back in the day, I was often told that with my big 80s perm-curly red hair and similar features that I bore a resemblance to Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. So one night some girlfriends and I were out at a club and these guys were buying us drinks because they had somehow been led to believe that I was the…

I mentioned this to you earlier today, Natasha, but over the past year, I’ve found the public face of the movement to grow more and more divorced from what it seems society needs feminism to be doing. In one corner, we have pandering celebrities who have tapped into the lucrative Tumblr activist demographic by…

YOU’RE ARE SO MISGUIDED THAT I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

toothbrush holder looks like an anatomical heart

my boyfriend is a jezebel truther

You win.

I would like to know what kind of jewelry your daughter was wearing on this flight?

I’m going to tell you about the sweetest wedding crashers on the planet. It was at a friend’s wedding about 30 years ago. The reception was being held in the garden at the bride’s parent’s home and we could be seen from the street. An elderly couple wandered in and told the newly married couple that it was THEIR 50th…

.... I’m not sure I’ve ever wanted to be invited to a wedding more than I do to yours.

I’m not even engaged but I went ahead and voted Yes because I’m a total crier. I cried last week because I saw a dog that was too small. My mom’s a crier and my dad is a beautiful sensitive Viking person who cries at “I Hope You Dance”. I also marked Yes for my partner because he cried the first time he told me he…

Bouquet tosses are the worst. Especially when Single Ladies comes on at a wedding and you have no idea that it’s now the official bouquet toss song and you’re drunk and scream and run out onto the dance floor and you’re the only one out there when the DJ goes, “LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S EXCITED FOR THE BOUQUET TOSS!!!”…