Galifianakis is a North Carolina native and he's one of the few who can nail a real Southern accent. Wiig, not so much.

Justin Timberlake is.

Yeah, at my wedding my grandmother gave me a small crystal candy bowl that she'd kept on her coffee table for years, because she didn't have much and knew I'd always liked it. I guess I should have told her not to come?

I have zero issue with honeyfunds. I have some issues with people who ONLY have honeyfunds, because it can be limiting/embarrassing for people who don't have big gift budgets who still want to contribute something nice. And I have HUGE issues with people who say "pay for my honeymoon or don't come to my wedding"…

I love you. I love you SO HARD.

I'm seriously embarrassed on behalf of I Thee Dread. This is...not good. I have a lot to say here and I'm biting my tongue so hard it's bleeding.

Seriously. This article is grotesque.

Exactly. You don't ask for gifts, and most people I know consider it rude to act like you expect one (even though most people of course do expect one - and it's reasonable to expect one, just not to act like you do). This includes the cardinal sin of don't put any registry info on (or enclosed with) your…

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

"That, in fact, is the entire point: specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them. Alternatively, you're welcome to just decline your wedding invite altogether. "

I completely agree with this. It is rude to tell people they need to give you gifts. They have zero obligation to do so.

Whoa there partner. The wedding is not a party the guests pay to go to by way of gifts or cash.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Absolutely. The HoneyFund should be accepted in lieu of a gift. You shouldn't have to do both. You either spend $50 on a fondue set or $50 so they can go cliff diving in Belize. You don't spend $100 so they get the fondue set and cliff diving in Belize. If they expect that, you need to expect better friends. I get…

This is a bit dramatic (I assume intentionally so...).

When we say "won" the argument do we mean that the person got their way or that fundamentally they were correct in what they were arguing? Because I'm the Kentucky Wildcats on the second one but The New Hampshire College for the Short and Uncoordinated on the first.

You don't have to date her. That's the entire point. She can decide that she wants to receive but never give oral and the other part of the relationship can decide that he is either cool with that or not. Her reasons for not giving and only receiving are immaterial. She has the right to decide what she wants out of…

I mean... Don't all couples agree to what they will or won't do at some point? Doesn't everyone have some kind of sex they don't like? You either agree to go without that or end the relationship if you can't. I thought that was called being a grown up. You don't always get everything you want so you either decide…

That's such pernicious, cruel bullshit I can't even.