Ding, ding, ding. In retrospect, it’s obvious, right?

On the Western side of the country is correct, but think further inland and legal weed.

Nope! You know, I’ve never gone to a game at Fenway, but I do kind of have the feeling that self-righteous Boston fans would tackle said dad if it happened on their watch. Could be wrong, though.

Ding ding ding.

At a ballgame, I once saw a dad tell his son no, you can’t have a hot dog; he gave the kid seaweed snacks instead. I should have called CPS, right?

Ok here is what you need to know: after a fight with Jason Statham, the Rock breaks a cast off his arm by flexing; cars are jumped between skyscrapers; there is a legitimately heartbreaking tribute to Paul Walker that left me sobbing uncontrollably.

Better than Furious 7?!

Correct.

I’m with you on the cigars, but going back to the broseph list — are there really people out there who don’t like Jason Statham? I’m sure I don’t want to know them.

I am suspicious, but I’ll allow it.

OMG I was willing to let your point stand unchallenged (by me) for the sake of argument but DID YOU JUST INSULT JASON STATHAM?

I don’t know any women, in particular, who are under any illusion that every sexual assault that is committed will make it to prosecution and, ultimately, to conviction. It is absolutely true, however, that in many cases a incident of sexual assault is essentially made “un-prosecutable” by barriers (due to hostility,…

Gotcha, and on behalf of Anna I accept your compliment. (I am not legally or morally authorized to do this in any way.)

And here I thought Russian wedding photos were the end of the line for photoshopping.

I regularly read DS and like it very much, so I know what it’s like usually! What I appreciated here is that Anna managed to communicate the necessary information while still couching it in language like, “says the description for a YouTube video from the National Basketball Association.” This, to me, is a good joke.…

I’m not arguing that there aren’t a lot of rape cases that are difficult to prosecute based on the evidence available (which is tied to myriad other factors, including hostility toward victims when they try to report leading to key evidence not being collected). I’m just saying that there are, in fact, plenty of ways…

Anna, I’ve never really followed the NBA closely because I don’t have a team, but I want you to know that I think I could be a very good basketball fan if you would please write all the coverage. Thank you.

I also love the idea that rape cases always and entirely come down only to one person’s word against another’s. Nope, no other evidence of sexual assault could possibly exist! That’s why nobody is ever convicted of murder — if the alleged killer says he didn’t do it, we just let him go, because it’s just a “he said,…

Converting to Kelvin is actually really easy, you just add 273.15 to degrees C.

It hurts as much as tweezing. If you try it on a new area it definitely hurts, but at this point it doesn’t hurt me noticeably at all when I use it on areas I used to just tweeze (let’s not think about what this means for my nerve endings, maybe). But it’s also so fast that even if it does hurt, it’s over super soon.