Well, the Rock can actually act, so there's that...

a co-ed in a dress

My immediate response was to yell HEY DIPSHIT A GREAT WAY TO STOP CANCER FROM KILLING PEOPLE IS TO SCREEN FOR IT. WHICH PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOES.

Actually, Wyoming is so Republican that we actually have an unusual diversity in terms of types of practices and beliefs on display among GOP legislators. It’s not as mainline red as you might imagine. For example.

Frankly, I think we’re looking at a “least worst” decision here. I don’t think anyone believes there’s a chance for tranquil househould placidity. It’s more like - will the shots fired be from a .22 or a grenade launcher?

Yeah, I love doing that with beautypedia. I ignore anything she has to say about fragrance because it's never an issue for me, but it's super good for showing you what's a waste. And on the other end, you can really find some great drugstore products by parsing her reviews carefully. I use a Neutrogena night cream now…

So? Context changes. Some things become more or less humorous - or subversive - as society reshapes itself around them. I’m pretty confident that Hasty Pudding can still find a way to be funny and/or transgressive and/or iconoclastic with women participating on stage.

Yeah, wherever you fall on the spectrum of how responsible the lady is for getting burned, it really is rather savagely disproportionate treatment versus what the server claims she was doing.

You’re being obtuse. The literal point of the story — the reason you printed it in this feature — is that this waiter served a woman a dangerously hot bowl to get some yucks from putting her in her place via injury. Frankly, this guy is lucky the woman didn’t get burned badly enough to sue, because at least in America…

Come on, man, the waiter was mad at this woman and had a bowl heated up to lava-temps ostensibly to “keep the food warm,” but really in the hope she’d hurt herself and/or feel suitably chastened. There’s no reason to serve someone a dish you can barely hold when that’s not standard procedure, unless you’re hoping for…

I’m not sure if you’re trolling, but that’s a completely illogical argument. Unless you also believe that people who drive over the speed limit or smoke marijuana are not Americans. Nobody follows all the rules all the time; membership in an organized body like a church or a country is about a level of identification…

Some of us never forgot.

Well, that’s better than the alternative I guess —

This deserves all the stars and a cheese basket.

I’m a huge fan of corvids because they are evil geniuses, which means that if there’s a giant aquatic crow waiting at the bottom of the pool I really want to know about it in advance.

The pool looks lovely but I’m going to need an explanation for this HIGHLY OMINOUS silhouette before I proceed.

I think the use of “this” in that statement is a little confusing for its ambiguity — I definitely thought that what she was doing in this piece is laying out the unethical steps that she sees Cherkis as having taken. But I think the “this” in that statement actually refers to the larger story — the rape. I read that…

Funnily enough, the guy (who is no longer unidentified!) who saved these two is actually an Ocean City, MD surfer.

FYI, their rescuer was identified — his name is Tommy Vach.

YOU DID IT! YES!