*takes a bow, hurts his back*

One year of free greasy pastries sounds fucking great. Too bad I'd have to leave my couch to enter the contest.

They ain't making Jews like Jesus anymoooore
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done befooore

Pretty appropriate news since I'm currently tripping space balls.

Woah there Hitler.

Shia is that you ?

That's it. I'm applying for a job at Comcast customer service.

I had to google who that was. Where the fuck is @RepostedWookiepedia ?

If they keep this up I'll end up being the only one who hasn't been offered a part. Come the fuck on Hollywood I could play Jabba !

Have some fucking faith.

Hey man don't steal my gimmick. I'm the vulgar cat around here.

Isn't that the English term for Gråtrunka ?

Happy now @#1_Chief_Rocka:disqus ? Jesus left us because of you

so Comcast attempted to break the dour mood by working a little blue, sending them a bill addressed to “Asshole Brown.”

I don't thing the ring would fit.

Not only that thing has the calorie-bomb power of two Hiroshima but I also get to eat a fucking dog. My heart is literally growing three sizes.

You have cat to be kidding me. Another fucking pun thread ?

You should get off twitter and insult people to their stupid fucking face.

*faps*

Actually today is the day we all get stuffed . Pass the word.