Hollywood's first instruction is "Make it so the money will fucking rain or I'll kill you."

It got too heavy.

Tell me about it. I haven't posted here in a month because my fucking computer was out of reach from the couch.

What a great time we live in . Now I can come into McDonald's to eat breakfast food whenever I want, draped into my finest Big-Mac covered blanket.

Let's Arbuckle up for yet another pun thread.

Odie can't rock a tuxedo as well as NPH. And he can't sing for shit.

It's okay Neil, you're still alright in my book.

BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD AND STARTING TO SMELL.

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE SHOUTING OBSCENITY WHEN TALKING ABOUT A CHILDREN MOVIE ?

..when you eat an enormous lunch of pizza or pasta, it kind of slows down your energy.

Urgh. Anybody tasted gluten free vegan lasagna ? It's like eating fucking cardboard without the satisfying consistency.

More importantly how am I suppose to wank off right now ?

…spending a lifetime with someone is a dispiriting slog that can only be endured through stubborn, bitter resolve or decades of dead-eyed complacency.

How's my day ? It's fucking monday sockface.

Just stick these virtual reality mask on your annoying brats and enjoy the comfort of a virtually noiseless and childless life !

9000 morons. In less than a fucking minute.

Becoming super rich and famous sounds like a fucking sickness. I wonder when your head start to be so far up your own ass that you start to believe that you're "here to help people" by selling them a pair of $350 shoes.

Please step into that small box with no holes so I can ship you to Patagonia you douchecanoe.

Looks like somebody didn't get his nap.

If I manage to win that contest I could combine it with my Olive Garden pasta pass and finally prove that you can literally get as big as a house.