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Blue Garfield
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Are you stronger than a spiked drink ?

I will be on this show. It's going to get gory.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck them. Every year I have to file a new restraining order.

In my experience swapping usually starts happening later in a marriage.

You just blew my fucking mind.

Yeah you are !

You're finally sharing your AV Club staffers slash fiction ?

69.

^^This

Lots of innocuous posts are being flagged. It's probably the same brain dead asshole as last time.

Some blue what ?

Can't wait for my T-shirt proclaiming my love of pictures of dead black teens or whatever the fuck these cunts over at Reddit will come up with.

Show us on the doll where the freshmen touched you. Here you can do it directly on me.

I can vouch for that.

Hey pearls clutchers of the world, did I ever told you Odie's middle name was Isis ? I think it's time we take it to the farm upstate.

No word on whether the death of Isis would mean Downton Abbey will have to reconfigure its credits around someone else’s anus.

It's a fucking outrage that's what it is.

I'm here I'm here. *pants heavily* . God I'm too fucking fat. I missed everything haven't I ?

No wait I didn't mean it ! Come back !