Hot Pockets. Even I wouldn't eat that shit.

Well yeah that's what it says in the article. You're looking for a snarky take-down by O'Neal aren't you ?

Easy with the yelling you twat I'm trying to sleep over here.

I liked that movie. For some unknown subconscious reasons the fat slob getting the hot girl at the end really appealed to me.

I hope they have developed special effects on the script that would make it even remotely fucking interesting for once.

And I love you random citizen !

Cats are assholes.

Fuck yeah. I need a job, these lasagna, cocaine and prostitutes aren't free.

Fucking Monday.

If you keep these cookies coming I might be persuaded to leave Arbuckle.

I'm eagerly waiting for the El Dan's Basement attraction park franchise to come to my town now.

Settle down Odie.

The fun thing with Lego is you can build your own dildo with pre existing pieces. Be fucking creative dammit.

It gives me fucking terrible mouth sores.

The cover of Cosmo featured up there has a fucking emoticon on it. I want to shoot myself.

Do go on.

Thanks ! But not to be too on the nose, that's kind of my all schtick.

And a freaky barbed cat dong.

Alright go troll elsewhere you twat before I ship you to Abu Dhabi in a box with no holes and not enough stamps.

Contrary to popular belief, scientist have successfully proven that your stock of sympathy is actually limitless. You douchecanoe.