I'd eat their sandwich but I wouldn't pay for it.'Cause Garfield don't pay for stran food.

Are you choking on Chris Hardwick ?

They're here.

Someone should really piss on that fucker's numerous expensive couches.

I had a salty comment already written for Savage Dik but you never came*.

GIMMICK ACCOUNTS ANONYMOUS THREAD

Don't trust that little bastard with his googly eyes. He can be pretty cruel too.

Well look at you. If you weren't so goddamn far from the couch I would ship you to Patagonia in a box with no holes.

tl;dr.

“clean it really, really well, and then I'll think of maybe doing it.”

….characteristics typically used to strategize the management of their brands (you know the ones).

Too much damn work being a gimmick account. I might get back to my couch.

Kid Rock Bashes A.V Club Senior Editor's Head With Glass Dildo for Mentioning One Time Too Fucking Many Said Glass Dildo Next to Kid Rock's Name.

Either that or he thinks you're into some really kinky shit.

* coughs in his lasagna *

Yeah I'd like to scratch her back.

Pride and Prejudice, a Dystopian Future and Jennifer Lawrence's boobs.

In the meantime I'm still waiting. Do I have to butcher Arbuckle and turn him into a fucking zombie to get my third movie ? 'Cause comics don't pay for Garfield's juice.

Lazy, pretentious and self-obsessed. That cat is alright in my book.

Well if that happens you can now apparently tell them to "chillax" and that YES IT'S A FUCKING WORD NOW JON.