Why not also cast Owen Wilson and turn True Detective into an annoying fucking rambling comedy.

Jon start a fucking pun thread.

I'd like to bash every one of these fuckers head with a crow bar.

Don't patronize me bitch. As soon as I finish my nap I'll come to your house and maul you like I did the mailman.

Shut your whore mouth Jon.

Or banging a chambermaid ?

Arlene and I have our own dirty version of a Tale of Two Kitties.

I'd eat this bitch-ass owl for breakfast if he wasn't so far from the couch.

You can eat my lazy orange ass Skully.

A spider woman ? I'd hit that.

Shut your whore mouth and feed me, bitch.