Yeah when she said "hired people from under me", I figured they were important people. Like, managers and producers. Not that dancers aren't important, but come on. There are a gazillion talented under/unemployed dancers out there.

It's like people who say they hate drama, yet are always fucking causing it.

hating direct conflict is different than being passive aggressive. i am aggressively passive aggressive.

I'm on team Lorde, Robyn, or Adele.

Taylor is a bit of a drama queen about this. Katy hired 3 dancers away from Taylor - wouldn't/shouldn't the people Taylor be mad at the actual dancers? I read elsewhere that at least 2 of the dancers had been with Katy for years prior and that was part of the reason she wanted to go back. One of them stated that…

But was the motorcycle on? None of the sources say. If I was going to make love to myself on a motorcycle, I would definitely turn it on for vibration purposes. I would also make sure I was wearing a helmet, because you can never be too careful.

This has always bothered me so much because her hair is blowing in the wrong direction.

This headline is so misleading. She wasn't making love to a motorcycle, she was making love to her fingers on a motorcycle. Apples and dildos, Mark.

No white boyfriends after Labor Day!

I'm saving myself for my manic pixie dream spring boyfriend. He's sprightly and mischievous, much like Puck. Must be 5' or under. (Some exceptions if you're 5'1", but you better be REALLY sprightly and mischievous.)

Winter is coming...all over your face.

The ONLY boyfriends that matter to me are Winter Boyfriends.

Autumn boyfriends get scented candles and the stamina they have acquired from taking so many trips to Montauk, Coachella boyfriends get glow sticks and a woman wearing a Native American headdress sitting atop their shoulders

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is when I trade in my White boyfriends for something more taupe/burnt-umber-y.

I just douche with pumpkin spice lattes for the same effect.

They're obviously just looking for Scott Eastwood.

I...think I hate these people. The women who wrote the ad and anyone who would actually respond to them. I mean, I love football and pumpkin pie candles and shit, but I really hope I'm not totally intolerable about it. Heehee look at me getting shitfaced and stealing your very specifically branded clothes! Adorbs!

I want them to fight the Coachella boyfriends in a cage match

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Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in