And what makes it worse is that this bitch showed up in a bathing suit ready to go to the beach. it's not like she wore a nice dress and thought "hmm let me waive my 1 million dollar performance fee, wait around and sing 1 + 1 at the reception for the first dance" She just came to be an attention whore. DONT YOU GET…

"And put a shirt on"

Right? You're not *supposed* to spend all or close to all of your income. But when you make minimum wage it can take nearly every dollar you have just to not be homeless. If you make $400k a year and don't have anything left over than you need to quit taking so many vacations and drive a cheaper car.

Seriously. If Beyonce crashed my wedding, I'd pretend not to know who she is.

Stole that bride's spotlight. Rude. Seriously, I'd be mad. Only two people would be allowed to crash my wedding: my dead father and Bill Murray.

What really gets me is that those people whining about $400k not being that much are the same people who freak out because they saw someone with an iphone use food stamps.

I think this whole celeb wedding crash is tacky. Like if someone famous showed up to my wedding I would be so pissed. Like bitch it's MY DAY GTFO!

Seriouslytho, I've never thought of that. A human dental cookie shall now become my life's work.

Aidy Bryant asks the important questions.

Yes, my $9.00 an hour salary would go really far in rural India, but if I were in rural India I wouldn't have a $9.00 an hour job. See how that works?

I know - "paycheck to paycheck" HA. My uncle has said this. "After I spend all my money on luxuries and put the rest into my retirement savings, there's nothing left! I'm just as poor as you!"

Rage! I can't remember where I read it, but back during the Occupy movement's peak, there were idiot 1-percenters talking about how "after I pay for all these things, I only have $100K (or whatever) left, so really, it's more like I make a $100k income." NO IDIOT, THAT'S JUST FUCKING STRAIGHT UP PROFIT. No matter how…

Wait, you're excluding all of Harlem? East Harlem, too? What about Wash Heights? Chinatown?

Yes, when you spend ALL the money you make, you will, as a result, not have any money. Solution: spend less money.

$12,500 for a single vacation? Bye.

I believe the taste of rich person meat has a certain je ne sais foie gras...

Depends, are they factory farmed or free-range?

Do the rich taste better than the poor?

"I feel like watching my dating life has become a bit of a national pastime," Swift says. "And I'm just not comfortable providing that kind of entertainment anymore.

"SHE WILL ATTRACT BEARS." That pretty much nails the absurd fear behind the shame we attach to being on our periods, doesn't it?