Though, if you only saw the one tweet and didn't look into the rest of her posts at all, it's believably real. There are plenty of people who think that women should keep their legs closed until they're ready to wed and make babies for Jesus, and if they don't they are used up and gross and whatever other stupid shit…

I knew a young man in high school who was convinced that a thigh gap only appeared AFTER having sex.

Also, vaginoplasty is a thing. Because women with lush labia feel bad about their bodies and pay for uneccessary surgery to reduce their bits for a “tidy” and “youthful” appearance. All of this just makes me want to scream.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

That tweet is vulgar. And I don’t type that lightly.

My boyfriend routinely tells me ‘Your Body, your choice’, even if I’m just asking if I should get another martini or if it’s okay that I ditch him for my girlfriends for the night. He fully supports my autonomy over my body and decisions I make and he is the best. We met online! There is hope!

There are about 4 pro-life billboards on the street my house it on. The month I moved in, I could see one of them from my kitchen window. I was so tempted to find one of those hulked out Super Soakers and fill it with paint.

My favorite exchange was when Kardash-adjacent Simon asked if people, like really, come to Iceland for romantic vacations. I guess I never got the memo that romantic holidays are restricted to 5-star beach resorts and Joe Francis-owned villas.

He had.... Has a lot of demons including the death of his young child. Your story is so familiar. He obviously has major psychological scars but he treats people like gold, especially regular folk like the janitors and ticket takers at Staples Center. I’m so glad you had so many positive experiences with him. It’s all…

same.

My jaw dropped at that figure. What the hell, does the house have llama gardeners? Penguin butlers?

Really, Scott?! You missed your daughter’s birthday, again? She’s four, and you have been to only half of the birthday’s that she’s ever had. That really pisses me off, because in the show, you can see that the little girl, especially, really cares for her Dad. She’s always sitting next to him or on his lap. She…

The Kardashians are making me feel better about the fact that we can’t afford to travel this summer. At least our grounds are crackpipe free and my partner is present at any and all birthday parties. Thanks Kardashians.

I’m completely disgusted by this, but unfortunately, not in the least bit surprised. This fucking week man. Seriously, what the fuck will it take to get white men to see anyone who’s not a white man as a fucking human being? What the fuck will it take to get them, and plenty of other ignorant assholes to believe…

If a guy calls a girl a slut guys have no problem believing him. But if 40 women accuse a guy of being a sexual predator people still don’t believe them.

And they were red like raw hamburger.

I like Victorians, but I don’t like the painted lady look. I’d go with a more neutral color and let the quality of the architecture stand out.

I honestly love Victorian archictecture more than any other, I think. It’s my dream to have a Victorian country home, preferably in shades of pink. I just want to live in a dollhouse made of cake...

Fortgang is the best last name to have if you are a couple suing over any sort of dwelling.