Thank you for pointing out that it’s polyester. I feel like places that used to sell decent fabrics are slipping in more and more shitty manmade fibers without altering the price point, and I feel like I’ve become my mom when I notice and am offended.

Right? It’s like... “Oh yes, I hear you sweetie. You said you were raped. But were you really raped? Like rape rape? Are you sure?”

That was immediately my thought as well. I wish there were 1,000 Cara Jennings to follow Pence and do that to him every day. For now, I’ll just settle for trolling him through the excellent Periods for Pence.

YES! Fucking right, lady in green, fucking right. I agree with the camera man; “Sweet.”

I love when she dismisses the woman “I’m not talking to you” and just goes right for it but I also have to admire that restraint. I do believe that Scott’s smirk would make me lose my marbles and I would have lunged at him like a maniac.

What a badass. That was so satisfying to watch. It’s time people like him are made uncomfortable, so they can feel an ounce of the discomfort they’ve caused the people in there state.

I was really hoping the fundamentals were going to spell something out with their capital letters, like Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent.

Time to bring back “Celebrity Death Match”

#iud

I’m thinking Rob Chyna just as a “fuck y’all”

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF AMBER ROSE AS A MAID OF HONOR.

I am rooting so hard for them. Also just think about how hot Blac Chyna and amber rose are gonna look at this wedding.

Rob & Blac Chyna has got to be my favorite celebrity couple of all time. The shade of it all!

Good news, Charlize! It’s called aging, and when it starts to happen you will find that Hollywood won’t be looking at you as just a pretty face anymore. In fact, they may stop looking at you at all. Imagine that!

CHRYO’S WEDDING WILL BE AMAAAAAZING.

Not pro-life. Not pro-child. Not pro-woman. Not pro-family. Pro-forced birth. Pro-keeping women subservient to men.

I’ve had some shitty roommates over the years, but DAMN. Cake taken!

What a time to be alive

A whole new civilization will look at them with the same amazement we do with Marie Antoinette or Lucrezia Borgia. They will never end.

The same kind of people who put their baby in a washer in the laundromat as a “joke” and then close the door for a picture which turns it on.