That is so sad. I would never want to live in a cage. It breaks my heart to see wild animals through bars.

Are abortions ever convenient? I think it’s a misleading term, “abortions for convenience.” Abortions result from an unwanted or unexpected pregnancy, an accident. Everything about abortion is inconvenient.

It may be the greatest tweet of all time.

I read somewhere that if you are engulfed in flame it takes about 10 seconds to go in to shock. I bet they're the longest ten seconds...

Yep. Something about his comedy comes from a place of dark truth that he deals with in a real way or some shit. Their podcast is called The Jackie and Laurie Show, though, and I like it a lot.

Oh and they're also buddies w Kirkman and talk to her on Twitter a lot.

It’s weird because Jackie Kashian (touring w Maria Bamford) and Laurie Kilmarten (writer on Conan) are two awesome, outspoken feminist standups, and on their podcast on Nerdist they have nothing but love for Stanhope.

Wish I had Amber Rose to look to as a young slut. I never felt bad about my sexuality, and I got a lot of shit for it in my small town. I am glad for the things she says in the media, and I find her beautiful and charming and a wonderful spokeswoman for the good causes.

Pffft, Scott works out. Right.

Hmmm, always tempted to share such articles with my male coworker who is nat'l guard and married to a cop. We've argued about this before. He says it is overblown, HAH. But he has already proven himself a fascist bootlicker by giving a sarcastic note I left to management. Who DOES that?

Oh my god, that bust of Luna in thr picture. So gorgeous. Glad this is the first thing I looked at when I got up today. Just beautiful.

I am so sorry. I work in a law firm that does civil defense for pedo priests and molesters in schools. Some of the stuff I have seen, diary entries, psychiatrist notes...all used to discredit the victim. It’s completely dirty bullshit. I hate it. And I’m sorry you had to deal with it.

I know a white woman with some of the tightest, springiest tiny ringlets imaginable. She's Polish and Czech. She said as a kid in the 60s she and her sister were always looked at strangely too.

Jesus H. Christ, didn't Blac get pregnant with Cairo only after a few months with Tyga too? Maybe get to know a guy a little before you bear his child and are chained to him for life. I love all this drama but girl, that shit is stupid.

Adam Driver in 3 words:

Ah I love Cracked.

Mysteries at the Museum is one of the most wonderful showsI've ever seen!

Seattle, woo!

Did you see him as a judge on RuPaul's drag race? I thought of Angel Barta.

Those toes are what my ex would call a deal breaker.