apropos of nothing, I usually tell people my birthday is November 31.  I’ve not had anyone question it yet. 

I hope you appreciate this takedown of Pete B. as much as I do. I couldn’t quite figure out why he bothered me so much, but I now have it articulated for me by a better writer.

I really don’t understand how Mayor Pete is doing so well.

The Root is backing Warren more than Jezebel is.  It’s bizarre. 

IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

U.S. politics can NEVER have enough jackassed white men, but they only allow one PoC + one female + one religiously different in the final story line ... and even then they’d prefer all those qualities were just one person so it would be so much easier to explain away the loss. Much easier to dismiss one person with…

bread shouldn’t smell like that. how do you fuck up the smell of fresh baked bread?

You were expected to plan dates? Like, all of them? And they resulted in boring sex? Ouch.

Gottlieb. *rolls eyes* I guess I have a follow up question with long, personal context.

Me: I’ll be 32 soon. I’ve called off 2 engagements and an additional near-engagement (marriage was agreed to, timing was not yet determined). The last relationship ended in November when I ended it. He is a smart, funny, loyal,…

I guess I wish that rather than talking about settling, there was more talk about what makes a partner a good partner.

I’m so glad that you got that wisdom, and that’s the kind of thing I hope to impart to my own daughter, if that’s the road she takes. My own mother told me, at the ripe old age of 27, that passion was overrated and I was some kind of selfish cow for wanting it in my relationship, and that I should marry my boyfriend…

That is SUCH a hard lesson to learn but one that we all have to learn (usually in our early 20's i think.) For me, I dated a guy from 23-28 who was SO funny and liked all the same things I did, and was one of those guys who you could talk to for hours because he had charisma like no one else. BUT man was he a fucking…

Especially when the Dairy Farmers response is basically “Yeah, all that’s stuff is true, but we don’t think the cow cares... usually... well, except sometimes” lol

So, despite the oscar gold, there were no winners in this story. On the one hand, you have a loud vegan who is championed by PETA, who are the worst.

I'm all for anyone enjoying whatever kinks they're into, but I think a vore fetish is where the line gets drawn. 

“Won’t they be miserable if we treated them as broodmare?”

What’s a puttanesca in all of this?

Came to post a picture of my spacebro. I mean how could I not say Garrus, I even use a picture I drew of the guy for my profile picture.

There is no Shepard without Vakarian

I was literally scrolling down to give a shout out to my bro for life Garrus here.