I dunno, I love the flavor and worldbuilding the sets continue to bring, even if the actual short stories aren’t the most compelling. I’m currently working on developing out their Innistrad D&D setting pdf into a more fully fledged game. 

Paper is great! I’ve made some really good friends through traditional magic prereleases and casual league formats at my local game store. I haven’t had that experience online. 

So many of them have static abilities that just make them into enchantments with hit points! I think that’s going to be really fun, but I pretty much just play 2HG prerelease and then commander. 

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My partner and I decided to keep wearing our engagement rings, both of which are slightly fun sculpted silver.

I purchased my now-spouse a completely perfect silver ring in the under $100 price range in the shape of an octopus tentacle, because I wanted them to wear something from me while we planned the wedding. They got me a similarly-priced item from a local jeweler in the shape of a feather. We now wear those rings on the…

I find the veggie nuggets super creepy because they’ve still got that fibrous texture that meat has. It reminds me too much of actual meat!

But also, far, far less appealing (because I imagined it was about scarring their teens away from porn, sex, and even looking at their peers and causing deep emotional trauma for the rest of their lives)

I remember people using stuff like this in the early aughts when MMOs and online gaming were really taking off. At the time, a lot of the conversation about it was incredibly negative - it was assumed that anyone altering their voice was a dude pretending to be a woman to scam attention and items out of innocent male…

Somehow Kewpie is even more vile than regular mayo.

He’s named Jack in a lot of off-screen canon sources and is vaguely called Jack in the movie in the See Jack’s Organ monologue.

Honestly, I’d buy that version of Soylent Green. It might actually have some flavor in it.

Yeah, jesus.

When I was a kid, I always purchased the official guidebook to whatever video game I had. I’d read it as voraciously as I played the game - often more so, as I could read that on the bus, poring over parts of the world I hadn’t gotten to yet. I did that with the guide for Ocarina of Time.

I really prefer the Mists of Avalon version where Arthur was worried he was impotent and so he, Guinivere and Lancelot had a threesome. Also the late chapter in the Once and Future King where their passion has fizzled out and their love is no longer enough to keep their guilt at bay. 

I recall it the same way - it was funny, but no one ever seemed to feel bad for him. 

Oh fuck, I’m so sorry. 

Ah yes, the satirical Death Valley

Oh thank god. Two or more.