I would nominate BSG, but that pilot is three hours and kind of a different beast. 

I mean, basically RIGHT AWAY she’s in a bra and panties. They’re nude-tone and kind of basic, just enough that the scene reads as ~realistic~ and not overly-sexualized, but it’s there for no good reason. 

and after a while out of the spotlight she has come back a little bit, perhaps as a reminder of what we had before we had Kardasharama

I dunno if you’ll like this one, but https://www.etsy.com/listing/631127097/what-doesnt-kill-you-gives-you-xp-t?ref=shop_home_active_11

I went up to max video resolution and it didn’t help :/

(oh man, how is that area these days? i don’t know anyone that lives there anymore, but grew up in madison)

(omg same)

My brain went, “Ed Harris?” and took way too long to correct

I agree that it was a little TOO dense, and my partner and I sunk hundreds of hours into cosplay costumes for Season 1 and rewatched it many times during the process. The timelines were a little too layered and I didn’t have the astonishing AHA moments from S1 - but I knew that just wasn’t possible this time around.

i want romanworld SO BAD because that’s where i would go

It mostly reminds me that my dad was strongarmed into making personal political contributions to the GOP while working for a big telecom company, and during the Bush II regime we had a donor card with his face on it. IIRC they donated twice as much to the left to make up for it, but it was weird as hell. 

My dad makes cool playlists for the yoga classes he teaches and if I can’t make it I like to see what’s up.

goals

But look! Her breasts are dual-purpose! They’re a sex object AND a food source! And a source of publicity for the designer! It’s like a swiss army knife on her torso!

Oh god, I HATE this situation. There’s a pasta place that I otherwise really like that’s just an order counter and then you pick up your own order to bring to your table, bus it, etc, so there’s no actual service. But the lowest option was 15% and the only way not to tip was to hit “custom” and then manually select…

Um, how DARE, Alfie Allen is a lowkey weird and wonderful dude, best remembered for his sister’s song about how all he does is smoke weed and jerk off.

whoops, this was a year ago, sorry about that

I found some Trump heels in a Nordstrom Rack and did my best to hide one of the heels in the rack so potential shoppers wouldn’t be able to purchase them. It didn’t work very well, and I am aware that all I probably really did was frustrate a sales associate. 

Your mom is unlikely to turn a profit if you’ve got a baby. Amazon, meanwhile...

That may well be, but if she really was sorry, she’d say it with money.