This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

South Park’s Four-Assed Monkey could really use this deal.

Sure. She COULD have done that. But ballers gonna ball.

Note to self: shred, then BURN.

Maybe because people will criticize her personality no matter what? The male candidates can be rude arrogant crazy assholes and spout off all kinds of crazy bs and people will think they seem powerful. Hillary has decades of political experience and has been pretty effing amazing in the campaign and people still…

Carly Fiorina = NOT chill.

i’m definitely going to encourage people to vote for her (have you looked at the alternatives????), but she does have that same robotic quality romney 2.0 had. is it ‘cause they do so much prep work? what?

I want her in the White House. A female President. A Clinton. Might just be enough to have the tea party stroke itself out of existence.

Chartering a plane. AirBnb’ing a mansion. Who’s with me?

Every time I see the name Riff Raff, I think about Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I’ve done the Jimmy Fallon ride many times. I chug half a handle of bourbon and fall down the stairs, waking up with new scars that I have to explain.

Same thing that’s happened to Elizabeth Berkley, you barely work again because you’ve achieved absolute perfection and Hollywood is too intimidated.

We feel bad for a man who has had a rough life, witnessed far too many loved ones die, and ultimately succumbed to the throes of addiction and depression.

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

Yes, ‘whitewashing’ by casting a black actor, that’s a euphemism I have to get accustomed to. lol

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

A man who turns down a poop emoji lady is a man who lacks a soul.

i hope he steps on a lego