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Dogs forever!

So this is what the Deadspin staff talk about all day...

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

One may not agree with Mr. Irons, but it’s still not appropriate to call him a “fartbag.”

yaaaa noooo thank you

My favorite misattributed quote is at our local post office. The have a lengthy screed about customer service and how the customer is #1... who supposedly said this? Ghandi.

Getting lost in a cornfield? Sure. Existential crisis in the bathroom mirror? Ya, that happens. Beating someone to death with your bare hands? Na, that’s some underlying shit.

Vampire Willow isn’t a doppleganger she is Willow from an alternate reality

“Marilyn Manson is the geeky kid from the Wonder Years!”

Do you know how much shit I gave away when I worked at Starbucks? How many free drinks? They could afford it and so can ihop. I say fuck The Man.

she can be right about one thing and wrong about another. it may not help her daughter have good body image but we shouldn’t be shaming her either.

slut shaming is bad, unless it’s kim kardashian because el oh el reasons.

For once, Hillary is America.

Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an

No. Ploom is good.

“they both smiled a lot.”