I'm relieved Leo finally has as many Oscars as ThreeSixMafia.

Not really seeing where Demi’s blaming feminists? Besides, I thought we were all in agreement that after this ruling, the only way Kesha would be able to receive what she wants is through pressure on Sony from inside the industry itself.

I read the headline as if the Countess herself had hooked up with the two other housewives and thought “wow, I didn’t know housewives did that on the show”. I clearly need to sleep better tonight.

I actually think it would be to Kit Kat’s great benefit to introduce a bar with a higher wafer:chocolate ratio. I’m always nibbling the chocolate off the outside of the wafers to create this effect, but it would be much more efficient for me to just have a version with increased wafer volume.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

*Something something gay fish*

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

Bernie Sanders Makes Another Sweeping Proclamation With No Plan

It’s patently absurd for either of them to suggest that they’re not part of the “political establishment.” You’re fooling no one guys, your political careers are both old enough to vote at this point.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

You can change any of them based upon how you fall politically.

Lincoln Chafee (miss u!) is one of the small hobbit children delighted by the fireworks at Bilbo’s birthday party, correct?

“Hello ladies, you’re looking lovely this evening. Maybe we should all go back to my room...have you ever heard of Settlers of Catan?”

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

Gwen and Blake. No question.

Just saw your edits that one is finally opening in 2016 and I agree with you, it’s shocking that it took this long.

I would be HONORED and BLESSED just to be even in the same room as Aretha Franklin, even if she’s there killing everyone I love in cold blood. I would sit there respectfully and nod encouragingly at the appropriate times.

Mariah Carey is Miss Piggy in human form.

He looks like he smells like cigarettes and old spice.