I’m picturing Kylie aggressively pulling her own finger, farting and looking Sarah Harris right in the eye. Beautiful.

I now have the perfect image of Kylie Jenner farting while Justin Bieber gets slapped.

I want to quickly point out that of course of this woman’s actions were irresponsible and irrational—that’s the nature of phobia, an irrational fear that is debilitating. I have nearly done this for another reason (not spiders) and it’s horrifying. I’ve been locked in rooms by my phobia. Locked out of my house for…

I have the feeling we’ve elected a lot of atheists, just most of them won’t admit it.

Can we elect an atheist already? Then we can discriminate against all religions equally!

Would watch. Would do. Would everything. Cady approves.

What did I just read?

I’m amazed by the number of people bagging on her here for this. She had a bad opinion, but, here’s the rub: it changed. How are we supposed to be working towards a more equal future if the people we want to talk over to our side can always be shat upon for their previous views?

from A Guy. You probably know someone who knows someone who has A Guy. Heck, your weed guy probably knows A Guy too. Those Guys are everywhere.

They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.

And both groups of people are products of a lot of interracial mixing. In other words, racists aren’t just ugly on the inside.

I mean, it’s kind of hard to come up with fresh answers to the same question for the 500000000th time

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest babies who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation passing gas, waiting for naps; slaves with white diapers. Mommy has us chasing toys and laser pointers, eating pablum we hate so we can make shit for our…

Hey, Tara doesn’t need your approval. She’s an *American* Hero.

We don’t know that she drove drunk. Her license was suspended automatically for refusing to blow. She hasn’t been convicted of anything.

Is that what people wear to the first day of class at NYU? Because I’m pretty sure I showed up at the first day of classes at UMass in men’s boxer shorts from the dude down the hall and a shirt that said “girls suck dick”.

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