I know but they introduced her in such an awesome way after foreshadowing her for a long time before. I hate when shows bring in New characters outta nowhere but Buffy did it right. Implanting her into everyone’s memory as if she was really buffys sister. She was just the key in human form. Sorry, geeking out here.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

I know I’m getting married soon, but y’know - if that all falls through, it’s nice to know that Colin Farrell gives good head.

JURASSIC PORKER CALLED IT BEFORE THE SHOW EVEN STARTED

She actually said something like that in an interview (yes, I’m Tay’s sole defender here, fight me):

I read a few folks on Twitter yesterday talking about how dismissing Kanye West’s “White House aspirations” was rooted in racism.

Kimberly. A shoelace neckline? And cargo pockets? WHY.

A lot of hard J’s in these quotes.

all of nick’s rage seems legit BUT she is a pretty good actress. i thought it was real until miley’s rant because her shit seemed fake. i don’t know. i’m leaning towards real.

I’m going with 100% real. Nikki looked pissed.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

It’s an unforgettable tableau, one that could be titled, “A Portrait of the Early 21st Century American Male Who’d Like You To Know He’s Definitely Touched a Boob Before.”

I have the same guilts with my girlfriend: She has a full time job and I’m working on my architecture thesis, so I try my best to have the house clean, but sitting on my but all day working on AutoCAD while having Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (basically having your hand fucked up for using a mouse all the time) sometimes…

The funny thing is that my husband and I have pretty much the same exact split when it comes to household tasks, but this guy feels like his wife is doing more than he is, and I often feel guilty that my husband is doing so much.

Oh god, I hate how self satisfied he sounded when he said: “I carry ALL the groceries.”

Go to the supermarket and then carry the bags home, you self congratulating twat

At least it wasn’t Uranus...that would be a shitty situation.

You know though, I don’t know that seeing the movie was a bad feminist move. My husband and I are both 100% in at all times with our baby rearing and it is driving us nuts. Neither one of us seems to be able to ask for a time out because then the guilt seeps in, but being able to ask for a shitty movie alone time and…

My theory is they know he’ll fuck it up.

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all