Themed birthday parties, bright colors, and cartoons will always be fun. Haters can go to their beige and rattan room and watch Andy Rooney 60 minutes.

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

I can vouch for everything written here with one caveat. Inmates/patients, are constantly running games on the CO's and especially medical. They will feign illnesses for many reasons. One is that medical and the library are the only two buildings with AC and since they usually are waiting all day for their turn at…

Any light that we can shed to what is happening in our nation's many, many jails and prisons is a very good thing. So thank you for that.

As Cecily mentioned in the interview, a lot of inmates don't have media contacts. It's hard to arrange an interview in Rikers, and she has a large network on the outside who helped me coordinate it — I would have liked to speak to more inmates, but, again, it's very hard to get in touch with someone in Rikers.

Please. Like none of you ever chased a homeless man down the street and then spit at a cop. What is this, a quilting bee?

At first I thought he had been arrested on stage mid-musical, and now I am sorely disappointed.

I find the young Terry Richardson very attractive. Whoops, my vagina was so repulsed by that thought that it fell out. BRB.

I hate that one and also "X became a father/mother again," which implies the parent somehow became not a parent before the second kid.

It's going to sound strange, but I'm disappointed that Bey is getting chummy with Gwynnie but won't go to Kimye's wedding and not-so-secretly hates RiRi. She doesn't really have friends that she hangs out with and supports publicly, and now Gwynnie? It kinda makes me feel like she finds everyone but this…

That's a sweet thought, but I still hate it for the same reasons Mila does. It's just plain wrong. The dude is not pregnant, period, no matter how empathetic and caring he is or how good a father he plans to be.

That guy's just lucky his girlfriend was the first reporter on scene and Geraldo Rivera didn't take on this investigative challenge.

Wait. We're supposed to use shaving cream? ...oops

Barbasol?!? Sheeyit, you fancy. I've always used a bar of Dove soap. I feel like I can't even see through shaving cream on my leg to get close to the hair. Conditioner works in a pinch, too.

Serious spoilers, please don't read if you haven't seen the ENTIRE season:

SPOILERS AHOY for at least the first half of the season (I don't remember where stuff's revealed):

"You little whippersnappers with your highly-detailed Sims! Why, when I was your age, the Create-A-Sim menu only lets you choose a head and body from a limited set of choices. And that was just enough for us!"