Perhaps he was on his way to part the Red Sea...

It's going down! Thank god Sollange is involved. It is our only hope to find out what really happened. She'll never be able to keep it hush hush.

Actually, sorry Christina and Miley, but in the music world, PRINCE is the original chaps-wearer.

it's not like a social media campaign was going to bring the girls back anyway so it's not like the fact that these photos were misappropriated for this campaign will actually affect the fate of the kidnapped Nigerian girls but i understand your point that they should at least have used pictures of Nigerian girls.

WAIT!!! You missed the best part!!!

AKA