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When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

My best friend still pines for a wanker who dumped her five years ago. They dated for less than six months, but it damn near killed her. He was the perfect bloke until he decided couldn’t commit himself to her or anyone as he had to travel a lot with work.

Okay so this is kind of the opposite...I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years and was very happily moving on with my life and seeing other men. About 3 months after we had broken up, I found out he had gotten a woman pregnant and she was about 3 months or so along. I was obviously a little outraged, but I thought it

I met my husband through my ex, as we were all part of a group of friends in college. This isn’t a skeevy thing where I dumped my ex for my husband. I actually got dumped by the ex (who was my fiance at the time) and he actually suggested my husband and I hook up, because he thought since we were both overweight, we’d

i was wondering what an ‘emujer’ was...

I pretended to be straight for 20 years. Does that count?

That was BADASS. I don’t know what they were saying but I feel empowered already.

I loved this so much I’m reduced to emojis: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙌🏾👏🏾✊🏾💪🏾

wow I’m inspired. I had to watch it again and pause in a few places just to really take it all in. I saw a very recognizable location in my city (Toronto) that made me extremely proud! This is a beautiful video, thanks for posting today.

Thank you for posting this! I’m in love. Small typo:

Not fucking, this is a great color for you.

If it’s any consolation, he hit on my friend in college and I stole his cell-phone number from her. I pretended to be her and led him on every time he was back in Boston, until I finally got him to show up at the Hotel Commonwealth and cut communication entirely. He got angry and vulgar; if Bob Saget thinks you’re a

Bob Saget did standup at my College in 2008 on the heels of The Aristocrats. When I was standing in line for the bathroom, he cut in front of me, turned around, said, “Sorry, sugartits, gotta make a splash” and slammed the door in my face.

Okay, so tonight I’m making a new Spotify playlist of tracks from this season and then I’m officially going to stop pretending I want or need to catch up on this show.

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men

Not related to turbulence, but please do tell those flight attendants not to intimidate/threaten/humiliate people who have an emergency need to use the lavatory outside of the seeming five minute period that it’s not forbidden due to takeoff, landing, and turbulence. It is extremely upsetting to basically be ordered