Except also not funny. Just mean-spirited and trying to hard.

So this is an article blasting an article and a comment on that article decrying that article?

I’m sure this is my own transference, but it sounds like you want to engage in self defeating behavior out of habit. If perfect guy is perfect and you are a flawed “gross slob” maybe you’re (unintentionally) trying to fuck things up with him so things can go back to “normal” i.e. you won’t deserve perfect boy & crush…

I’m afraid I have no advice to give, but I wanted you to know that I have been reading your posts for months now, and I think you are incredibly strong and a great mom. Don’t give up.

Wait, peanut butter isn’t considered healthy??? Huh?

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

Mr. Who and I both have a love of Legend of Zelda (we both have our own LoZ tats). So naturally we kept that theme for our wedding. First pic is the toppers on our cake and the second is the standard pic from the etsy shop. This is my LoZ tat as well 😊

My cake was amazeballs and had yeti dancing on a snowflake

So you google how to do it or simply google for examples. Just because it’s harder doesn’t mean it doesn’t need to be done right.

Núñez. Not Nunez. Please correct.

In the UK the landowner is usually responsible for drains on their land (it depends on the age of the property and if it is communal or not). Anything on the road/common land is dealt with by the local council or water authority. Presumably this drain is on private property. However someone will be responsible if the…

Unfortunately the sickest burn I’ve ever heard was directed at me by my five-old-nephew. So during March break a year ago my parents and I were looking after him for my brother and sister-in-law. We took him to the Royal Botanical Gardens one day and on our way back as I’m buckling him into his car seat this happens:

An American colleague (relevant) tells this one about himself. He was on a plane in Japan, on final approach to Hiroshima, when he noticed how new the city’s architecture appeared from the window. His Japanese traveling companion replied, “yes, we had a fresh start in 1945.”

I’m not sure I even see what the alleged “burn” is here and is being asked pressing questions in an academic setting puts you into “smash mode” because you are too impatient to listen to what your interlocutors are saying, I hope your graduation is for a terminal degree and that you’re not going on to grad school.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Try convincing someone with a psycho-somatic disease that what they believe to be physical is all in their head when they can feel it, see it, and smell it. It is literally part of the symptomology, they believe it is physical.

Females everywhere thank you for avoiding future relationships.

Sometimes we split the work just to avoid the disagreement. He loves to cook (I'm indifferent at best) so I try not to interfere with how he likes to keep the kitchen. I hate clutter and tchotchkes, so the living room is my domain. Not a perfect system, but not the worst :)